Tyler is a lonely soul backpacking in the woods looking for the Sex Vampire. He hasn’t had much luck with the ladies and he wants to change that. Tyler wants to be a vampire himself so he can glamour woman to spread their legs for him. Plus he wants to live forever. He heard a […]
So there I was last Friday night hanging out with my new girlfriend, Riley Jean, and her family. Her Step-Mom, Andi, wanted everyone to sit around and watch some stupid movie that Grandpa wanted to see. It was the worst movie ever and my girlfriend wouldn’t let me cop a feel so I decided to […]
